all for the love of a cuddle unit 5

If you are new to cat ownership, you could use a copy of the rule book. And now there’s one available for you. The Cat Operator’s Manual will offer you all the instructions you need to get the most from your Cuddle Unit 5. This manual explains all the features and includes several warnings for keeping your Cuddle Unit 5 at an optimal level.

There are some things you need to understand about your Cuddle Unit 5, like the fact that they are a tripping hazard. The more bags you are carrying, the more they will wind around your legs. causing the potential for tripping. This can also occur while you are in the kitchen preparing a meal. But this is by far the only potential danger your Cuddle Unit 5 poses, for your Unit has many sharp edges, and they are not afraid to swipe or bite to get their point across. The Cuddle Unit 5, while adorable, is a furry hunter and will attack small rodents, bugs, leaves, human appendages, catnip mouses, string and just about anything it wishes if provoked.

This manual includes chapters on such important Cuddle Unit 5 features as the startup chime, toe beans, making biscuits, standby mode, zoomies, solar charging, protest poo, self-cleaning mode, and fur decontamination. There is information about the window surveillance protocol, and the all-important definition of an empty food bowl (if you can see any of the porcelain at the bottom of the bowl, it’s empty and should be filled immediately). It is not recommended that you acquire another, smaller Cuddle Unit 5 to “keep it company.” The Cuddle Unit 5 is not lonely and could potentially leave you if it wants to. The Cuddle Unit 5 is cute and has options.

But you can learn to keep your Cuddle Unit 5 happy with small amounts of cheese and an understanding of boundaries, with slow blinks and fresh meowie wowwie (aka catnip), fresh shower water to drink and boxes to sleep in. Keeping the Cuddle Unit 5 happy will help you avoid the Sharp Embrace and get more of the healing purrs. The better you understand the relationship, the more joy you will get by being around a Cuddle Unit 5.

The Cat Operator’s Manual is a humorous blend of a technical manual and real life with cats. There are lots of clever illustrations and diagrams to help deepen your understanding, and important tips for caring for your cat through a (hopefully) long life. Anyone who has lived with a cat will enjoy these descriptions and instructions for enjoying life with a cat and will be entertained with these short chapters about the slashers, the collaborative bed making, and the way they can teleport.

I thought The Cat Operator’s Manual was cheeky and hilarious, and a perfect gift for longtime cat lovers and new cat parents alike. While it’s clearly tongue-in-cheek, the actual information is spot on, causing giggles and celebrations for those of us who have lived with our Cuddle Unit 5s for a long time and helping first-time owners understand the many layers of love, entertainment, and frustration of living with a cat.

Egalleys for The Cat Operator’s Manual were provided by Chronicle Books through Edelweiss, with many thanks.