star wars dark side doormat

I think by now everyone has seen the meme that the dark side has cookies, but even if you haven’t, any Star Wars fan will grin at this doormat. It may not be the most inviting, but when you’re the Dark Side, do you really want a lot of visitors?

This is a nice, sturdy doormat that will last against some rain, wind, and snow. It tells people everything they need to know about you before they even knock (but after they’re already on your Ring video, if you are so equipped) and if they gain entry, it will help clean off their shoes. You don’t need that dirt in your Death Star. At least, I don’t need it in mine.